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I am not so vain to think that more than .0001% of the alumni who take the time to read this directory will care the slightest about my personal message. To that handful, however, let the record show that I have tried to be a good husband, father, and citizen who is proud of Penn State, who still gets a tear in his eye when he sings, "For the glory of old State" at football games, and who cheers loudly when he sees Coach Paterno on the big screen at Madison Square Garden.